July 2012
87 posts
Alllmost, except for me there’s not a strong enough “B” sound for me to believe she’s saying banana, so. Nope, still hear “cut me open and I…”Did you know if you listen carefully to Leona Lewis’ Bleeding Love, instead of saying “You cut me open and I…” she actually says
“You call me your banana”
Listen to it if you don’t believe me.
OH MY GOD.
So every once in a while, someone (or a couple of someones) will get it into their heads that it’d be cool to come visit us in real life by tracking down our addresses and knocking on our doors, or leaving presents on our doorstep or in our mail box.
As harmless as that no doubt is, it is for…
First off, I’m sorry about your ovaries.
Secondly, I like writing stories. It is pretty much my favorite thing to do. Hopefully I will write many, many more books—so many that you become tired of them and all become Hipster John Green Fans and say, “His early stuff was okay but after TFiOS he just became a hack.”
I wish you could unread books. That way you could always relive the magical first time you read a story. You know, the kind where you can’t sleep, shower, or eat until you’re done. And as much as you want to finish, when you finally do, you can’t help but being sad that its over. Yeah, I wish that every book could be reread as if it was the first time.
